1 9 7 4   "I've been asked to a New Year's Eve party that's come as you are ...."   ":... And I certainly did." "As long as your up... it's a pity to waste it." "Lord Crumley says he has an excellent position for me." "The amazing thing about it is that one size fits all." "Streaking. Flashing. Why is everyone in such a hurry?" "They say you can tell if they're real by biting them." "The trouble was I was hot and he was in heat." "There's nothing like this exercise for developing the thighs... well, almost nothing." "It's amazing - before I put on my glasses, everything looked soft." "Now, that's the way to play leapfrog."