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January February March April
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"There's one thing I hate about sex ... thank goodness I can't remember what it is."
"Why, Count, I thought you only bit people on the neck."
"Actually, I don't think most of it is rushing to my head..."
"So you're from the Bureau of Indian Affairs."
May June July
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"You're right, Mr. Williams, it looks just like Italy."
"It's obvious you're ready for a Great Leap Forward."
"Is forecourt anything like foreplay, darling?"
September October December
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Forest Ranger, but your sign said no hunting, fishing, bathing, cooking, picnicking or ball playing... so there seemed only one thing left to do."
"I guess I'm just a fall girl."
"That was what I call my hat trick, darling."