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January February March April
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"You've certainly proved the old adage, Mr. Bascomb - nice guys do finish last."
"I certainly enjoyed the Valentine ball, Mr. Prentiss, and the dance was fun too."
"And what sort of peace did you have in mind, Mr. Smith?"
"Mr. Wilson, I think you've discovered a delightful way to bridge the generation gap."
May June July August
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"What I asked you was how you liked my asp, silly."
"There's nothing wrong with premarital sex, as long as it doesn't hold up the ceremony."
"No, darling. I don't want to overexpose myself the first day."
"I got my mink the same way minks do."
September October November December
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"Now I'll show you what I mean by a garden party."
"When I heard you were a two-timer, I had no idea..."
"I'm told sex isn't good for one - but it's great for two."
"And when I realized there were no shopping days left before Christmas..."