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"I'm not afraid of getting burned - are you?"
"I asked my hairdresser to make me look like Twiggy, but he put the part on the wrong side."
"I must have had a good time at the party last night. Three fellows have called up to apologize so far this morning."
"Well, if you're afraid you'll hate yourself in the morning, Mr. Thornton, we can always sleep till noon."
May June July August
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"I don't mind if a man loves me and leaves me - as long as he leaves me enough."
"When you advertised for a girl Friday, Mr. Baxter, I didn't realize that included Saturday and Sunday."
"Doesn't this look like a nice spot for a picnic, Mr. Morton?"
"Now do you think blondes have more fun, Mr. Edwards?"
September October November December
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"The only way to tell if they're real is to bite them, Mr. Hancock."
"I don't smoke or drink, Mr Walker - and two out of three isn't bad."
"Now, isn't that better exercise than jogging, Mr. Baxter?"
"You might as well stay Santa. You'll never get up the chimney in that condition."