Alberto Vargas Illustrations in Playboy 1960 -1989

Ruth Fallows -1925

Anna Mae Clift -1920

Helen Henderson -1926

Olive Thomas -1920

Composite -1925

Fleurs Du Mal -1920

Marie Prevost -1921

"If there's anything I love as much as wearing toreador pants, it's hearing them."

"Mr. Farnsworth, You must have been born in March - you come in like a lion and go out like a lamb."

"Do you think this cigar makes me look too masculine, darling?"

"Now both you and my hairdresser know for sure, Mr. Brighton."

"Mirror, mirror, in my hand. This coat was priced at fourteen grand. What I paid could be shown clearer. If I but had a full length mirror."

"You're really forgetful darling - that's the third time this afternoon you've covered me with sun tan lotion."

"You know, Captain, before you invited me on this cruise I really had no idea what the first mate was supposed to do."

"This ought to attract some attention when I put it in the window."

"I'm so sorry you misunderstood me, Mr. Danforth. I said I was inscrutable."

"Well you know what they say, Mr. Dinkler: If we don't go to bed, Santa will never arrive."