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"The dinner and the drinks made me awfully sleepy, darling... have you any suggestions for waking me up?"
"He really shouldn't have - but then I shouldn't have either."
"My husband is on the way up, darling. Do you know how to sell Fuller Brushes or something...?"
"Excuse me while I do my diary Mr. Barkus...or will there be something else to write about?"
May June July August
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"My psychiatrist says I have a serious emotional problem ... Darling, what's a nymphomaniac?"
"... and then he said Niagara Falls is an extremely important source of hydroelectric power and that it consists of two cataracts - Horseshoe Fall, which is 160 feet high and 2600 feet across, and American Fall, which is 167 feet high and 1000 feet across - and they are by Goat Island, and over 212,000 cubic feet of water pass over the falls every second, and then I left for Reno ..."
"They tell me this nightie is a mixture of nylon, dacron, orlon, and come-on."
"And what's so bad about leading a dog's life?"
September October November December
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"Now darling, Please don't peek until I finish dressing ..."
"It's certainly nice of you to continue making these house calls, Doctor - after all, I haven't had any symptoms to speak of in over a month."
"That's funny - the bottoms are too large for me and the top is too small."
"Or do you like it better as a one piece, Darling?